retrowish
(whret-row-wish) n. the condition which can arrise if you fail to forward a chain email
sue: “omg. the instructions at the end of that stupid chain email said that i had to forward it to 10 people in the next 10 minutes or my wish would be cancelled.”
sally: “how many people did you send it to?”
sue: “uh, eight, i think. now what?”
sally: “well then, i guess you will have yourself a retrowish.”
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