revenge bacon
when you forgot your bacon at a friend’s house, and she eats everything after you told everyone you made out. but it is the worst type of revenge. it leaves you heartbroken, devastated, hits you right in the core.
did you eat all my bacon?? you b-tch!
well i was p-ssed, so i ate it all. nothing tastes as good as revenge bacon.
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