Revenge tortoise


the action of giving/threatening to give a tortoise as a present meant to seek revenge on someone for as long as the tortoise lives (approx. 100 years) for suffering caused from their actions. commonly refered to as an rt.
im totally going to rt sally for moving away to vancouver for so long.

steph isnt responding to our messages, maybe a revenge tortoise will teach her a lesson.

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