reverse birth
when an adult (usually male) attempts to return to the womb when life becomes too hard.
“he tried to climb through my v-g-n- to get to live in my womb!! he’s a grown man, he should know reverse birth is not on the cards!”
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n. the s-xual act of inserting your head into your partner’s v-g-n-. best if done wearing a heavily lubricated swim cap. also used as a verb.
n. that b-tch is so loose, even charlie brown could hit a reverse birth on her.
he tried to reverse birth giggles, but she was just too tight.
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the last time i reverse birthed a girl, my swim cap got stuck up there.
a reverse birth (also know as baby d-ld-), is the act of pleasing a stubborn, unpleaseable woman, by taking a newborn and sticking it back into the v-g-n-, inevitably giving her an -rg-sm.
“dude, that b-tch? nothin’ was gettin’ her off. so i gave her a nice baby d-ld- and she finally appreciated what i was doing for her.”
“i felt bad about f-ckin’ her man, you know after her husband died? so i figured i’d involve her kid, and i helped her reminisce. i totally gave her a reverse birth.”
to acquire ownership of something, usually incarnate, by forcefully pushing said object into ones v-g-n- (or -n-s) then subsequently pushing it out in an act of “birth.” this is commonly done, but not limited to, aesthetically pleasing children that you wish to make yours.
“oh alex!!” laura said with utmost excitement, “isn’t baby ben s00 cute! i will make him my own flesh and blood by reverse birthing him!”
to acquire ownership of something, usually incarnate, by forcefully pushing said object into ones v-g-n- (or -n-s) then subsequently pushing it out in an act of “birth.” this is commonly done, but not limited to, aesthetically pleasing children that you wish to make yours.
“oh alex!!” laura said with utmost excitement, “isn’t baby benji larsman s00 cute! i will make him my own flesh and blood by reverse birthing him!”
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