Reverse Boner

the exact opposite of a b-n-r. the premise is that something turns you off so much that your weener goes inside out.
“…dude did you see that doc-mentary about failed breast implants?…that gave me a total reverse b-n-r”
when you see something so horrific, such as a disgusting girl/guy, it makes you p-n-s want to go back inside of your body. a reverse-b-n-r is rare and the sight you must see to induce a reverse-b-n-r is beyond scarring. you will want to cry when you see the object or human that makes you want a reverse-b-n-r.
example 1
guy 1: “dude did you see sarah jessica parker in her new movie????”
guy 2: “yeah bro she gave me a reverse-b-n-r”
example 2
guy 1: “did you go to the hospital yesterday?”
guy 2: “yeah a saw your girlfriend changing and i got a furious reverse-b-n-r”
when you see something so tragic that you get the opposite of a b-n-r.
b-n-r: hot girl has a wardrobe malfunction.

reverse b-n-r: you catch an old fat guy in your bed masturbating while he eats a fish a jelly sandwich and laughs at you because he hacked your xbox profile and is ruining your great call of duty record. and he killed your newborn and sick kitten with the bone from the chicken that you were going to eat for lunch and is using the fur as a fake mustache.
the phenomenon that occurs when a p-n-s becomes so unaroused that it contracts into an erect, albeit very tiny, state; usually due to the consumption of too much adderall, or a very intense workout.
bro, you must be cracked out on adderall. i can totally see your reverse b-n-r through your gym shorts.
the exact opposite of a b-n-r

when a someone does something or says something so gross it gives you the exact opposite feeling of a b-n-r

when a girl looks so disgusting you puke in your mouth a little
guy 1 “dude, i think that chick is checkin you out?”
guy 2 “dude, she just gave me a reverse b-n-r”
n:

1. the state a man’s p-n-s enters when either the environment gets too cold for its liking, or theres an unnattractive woman in its midst. during this time, the p-n-s will become shorter than usual, resembling a tree stump

2. when the p-n-s secedes from its union with the v-g-n-
a.) some guy: gawd its cold here, im getting a reverse-b-n-r…

b.) some guy: dude, i was holding hands with my girlfriend, and getting “you-know-who” (his p-n-s) ready for “you-know-what” (bl-wj-b), but some ugly hoe came along and gave me a reverse-b-n-r!

c.)some girl: i was having s-x with my bf, but when he was about to stick it in, he had a reverse b-n-r…