reverse boob envy
(noun)
the resentful desire of another woman’s smaller br–sts. the opposite of the more common and well-known b–b envy, in which a woman envies another female’s bigger b–bs. reverse b–b envy, also known as small b–bs envy, is not well known to most men, but is felt by many women to be true, since small br–sts are often more practical, and not seldom just as beautiful as bigger jugs.
“lovely picture of these two girls! rare example of reverse b–b envy. look at that girl, envying her gorgeous flat chest.”
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