Reverse Burglary
when someone breaks into your house and only leaves you things instead of taking things.
or leaves you things on your front porch etc. without necessarily breaking into your home.
“hey man, where’d you get that sweet fishing hat?” “i got reverse burgled last week.”
or
to the cops: “i’d like to report a reverse burglary please. he left a twelve pack, a five gallon can of gas and a weed wacker” “d-mn, last guy who got reverse burgled only got a tomato plant and some dental floss”
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