Reverse Captain Hook


popular in climbing circles, the reverse captain hook requires extreme finger strength and dexterity. this maneuver entails a girl standing up, while you do pull-ups between her legs, supporting your entire body weight with only two fingers in her v-g-n-. if done correctly, should result in an -rg-sm.
andrew: “yo, dan. i heard you reverse captain hooked tracy last night.”
dan: “yeah man. that sh-t’s busted for at least two months and i have to throw away my sheets. looks like murder.”
andrew: “bro, that’s f-cked up!”

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