Reverse Chinese Lily Pad
when you put wasabi sauce in your mouth and then go down on a girl. while performing the oral s-x you stick your finger in the girl’s stink eye. when done with the oral you spit the wasabi into the girls -sshole. the man then moves into a bridge s-x position. when done finish with a vo.
“man this chick i was with last night is so kinky! we tried the reverse chinese lily pad and it was the best s-x i’ve ever had!
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