reverse chocolate log
the reverse of taking a dump.
if you and your partner are not into -n-l, a reverse chocolate log is the perfect thing for you! it will consist of opening your partners -n-s, and taking a sh-t inside.. a reverse chocolate log
“hey dave, can i give you a reverse chocolate log tonight?”
“if you don’t shut up susan, i’ll give you a reverse chocolate log, i haven’t had a sh-t in 3 days, so it won’t be pretty!”
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