reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon
when two asians are in the 69 position. as the female performs f-ll-t–, she pauses for a moment, grabs the male’s p-n-s and strategically stretches the p-n-s and places it between her partner’s b-tt cheeks to ensure that it cannot swing back into its correct position, therefore hiding the dragon. the male, perplexed at the current situation, quickly gets up into couching tiger position and -j-c-l-t-s on his b-m.
“me and my b-tch were 69-ing last night and she gave me a reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon. it was a sticky situation.”
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