Reverse David Blaine
this s-x act is initiated when a woman gives a man a large dose of cialis to enhance his performance and then starts having s-x with him in either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position.
when the man goes deaf and blind from the side effects of the cialis the woman switches out with a friend and then taps out in morse code on the hand of the newly deaf and blind man an explanation of his hoodwinking.
no one would have s-x with kate’s friend jen because it got out that she had herpes. when kate’s boyfriend cheated on her, they decided to reverse david blaine him. the poor b-st-rd never realized it because he didn’t know morse code and he still can’t see.
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