Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier
some setup is ness-ssary, first rig some strobe lights and a high powered radio with hard core rock to a clapper system. then st-tch a pillow case from a confederate flag with drawstring on one end. you will need drumsticks as well. when f-ckin a chick in the -ss, quickly as possible you want to put the confederate pillow case on girls head, pull drawstring tight, clap, and drum on the girls head with the drumsticks, the light, music, and impact of the drumsticks should put her in epileptic shock and put her into siezures. having her -n-s clamp on your p-n-s while you finish.
i came like crazy when i pulled a reverse epileptic contenental soldier on her -ss!!!!
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