Reverse food culture-shock
the necessity of going to the bathroom very often due to the stomach readjusting to the food you’ve grown up with after being away from your home country for a very long time.
#1
– “aren’t you gonna eat that spanish ham?”
– “oh sorry, i got this severe reverse food culture-shock, i’m hitting the toilet every 5 min. i so could use some sweet & sour pork with rice right now.”
#2
– “wait! you forget to take your phone with you.”
– “thanks, i better grab it cause i’ll be in the bathroom for a while. you know, reverse food culture-shock.”
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