Reverse Grooming
the act of representing yourself in a misleading way, on-line, for the purpose of securing a date with a person older than you.
in essence, reverse grooming is an about turn on the familiar stereotype of the groomer – the most important differences being that it is legal and completely wholesome. where your typical groomer of young people will use an excessive amount of explanation marks, smiley faces and abbreviation in communications, and display a recently acquired knowledge of the current music/tv/film tastes of young people, the technique of the reverse groomer is almost the exact opposite. out goes the faux-poor grammar, smilies and explanation marks, and in comes an increased attention to grammar and punctuation, and a recently acquired knowledge of wine, theatre and expensive locations for mini-breaks.
reverse grooming in action:
“wot u doin sat nite – wont 2 have sum fun?? lolz!!!!! 🙂 🙂 😉 ”
becomes:
“rachel,
my property manager has just confirmed that the tuscany farm house will be free in the autumn. i realise that we have yet to meet, but there’s no doubting the connection between us my petal. if you are as beautiful in person as you are in your photographs i would love to take you there for a long weekend. after all, what better place to drink wine and discuss culture than the birthplace of the italian renaissance?”
Read Also:
- reverse whipped
when a guy displays complete emotional dominance over his signficant other. aka; keeping the pimp hand strong, d___ whipped a reversal of the traditional ‘whipped’ scenario in which a guy sacrifices his share of power in the relationship, stoicly giving in to all of his girlfriend’s outrageous demands in the vain pursuit of any s-xual […]
- riding the naked mole rat
the intentional misuse of erectile disfunction medication by males in order to achieve a longer lasting erection, thus giving him more time to make his partner -rg-sm. this term is not confined only to the elderly population as younger people are suspect as well. man, hunter wanted to make his and krystin’s five month anniversary […]
- its monkey
another way of saying ‘its no big deal’ or ‘don’t worry about it’ greg: dude! i totally forgot to get you a birthday present! kevin: its monkey, i didnt get you anything for your birthday last year, remember?
- Steitz
if you don’t know his real name..call him steitz. 1: “hey steitz what’s cracking homie?” 2: “dude whats your f-cking actual name?” 3: “not even god knows.”
- it's my birthday NIGGA
a loud proclamation said by someone when it is their birthday, usually highlighted by said someone forcing a door open with their foot it was quiet in the house, when all of a sudden steve busted the door open and yelled : “it’s my birthday n-gg-.” everyone immediately gave steve all their money from their […]