Reverse Microwave
a device that makes ice super fast; or beer icy cool real quick; or cool down pizza thats to hot so you don’t burn the roof of your mouth.
“i could win the invention of the future contest, remember i made that reverse microwave?”
a s-xual act in which the man penetrates the woman after she has left snow or ice in her v-g-n- until it is below 32 degrees fairenheit.
dude, i reverse microwaved that girl. my d-ck got frostbite.
a not yet invented device that – unlike ordinary microwave ovens – cools down food or beverages in an instant
person a: aw, my budweiser isn’t cold anymore!
person b: just put it in the reverse microwave, it’ll be cold in a second.
person a: great thinking! – wait, it isn’t invented yet?!
person b: oh yeah, that’s right. sucks.
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