Reverse Monkey Face
the role reversal of a standard monkey face, involving -j-c-l-t–n of s-m-n and use of pubic hair but with a twist. firstly the female pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male, at the point of -j-c-l-t–n the female withdraws the man’s p-n-s from her mouth and -j-c-l-t-s his s-m-n all over his own face, the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the s-m-n while shouting “reverse monkey face”.
pedro: “why is ed so p-ssed this morning?”
thalia: “because i reverse monkey faced that stupid -ss last night”
pedro: “i love you”
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