reverse murphy
murphy’s law states that everything that can go wrong will. a reverse murphy is when things should have gone wrong, and yet didn’t.
“the guy drinks a whole 24 case of beer, and gets in a laundry basket pulled behind a snowmobile on a lake.”
” the idiot died right?”
” he pulled off a reverse murphy!”
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