Reverse Parkers


/noun/: the douche bags who insists on backing into a parking sp-ce, rather than driving in the normal way, because they are convinced it will save them time and trouble when they have to leave. never mind that it inconveniences everyone else around them.
“look, it’s one of those idiot reverse parkers. how much time did that dumb-ss just take to get that spot?”
“at least 5 minutes. and the mouth breather took half of the sp-ce next to him.”

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