Reverse Pigs in a Blanket
1) rpib. when a man places his t-st-cl-s in the middle of a woman’s v-g-n-, she covers his t-st-cl-s with her l-b–, and then queefs to reveal the testies to the world again.
2) when a man rips the skin of his p-n-s off, reverses the skin, slips it onto his hand, like a glove, and uses it to m-st-rb-t-.
i asked if she wanted to rpib (reverse pigs in a blanket) and she laughed. the laugh caused an involuntary queef. our eyes met, she looked like a wood nymph, and we both knew what would happen next.
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