Reverse Rumpelstiltskin
when a man (or sometimes a woman) is eating out the -sshole of a man while jerking him off. once both parties have finished– the man eating the -sshole backs off, and the man who recieved the eating then proceeds to projectile sh-t all of the man who ate his -ss hole, getting it everywhere (including in the mans mouth).
this is not no be confused with a rumplestiltskin, which is when a man gives another man a bl-wj-b while sh-tting and then vomits down his -ss ( see urbad dictionary rumplestilskin)
“dude, you smell like sh-t! did you get a reverse rumpelstiltskin?”
the act of getting on one’s knees and then proceeding to give a really short person head after they drink too much; therefore resulting in an accidental golden shower.
yea, but she was so drunk she reverse rumpelstiltskinned on me!
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