reverse scorpion
s-xual position similar to the scorpion or the wheelbarrow. in this poistion, with the downward facing female’s legs pulled up (as in the wheelbarrow) the male turns about face (creating -ss on -ss contact) and f-cks his girl in a backward fashion.
this move was popularized by the pro skateboarder and satellite radio host jason ellis.
note: confused? many men contend that this position is impossible but that is only because their d-cks are most likely too small to pull it off.
caution: there is a serious risk of phallic injury while performing this act. make sure your chick is able to balance herself well and allow no sudden jerky movements.
girl:”i got drunk last night and went home with bernard. he did this thing that he called a reverse scorpion to me. i was truly disgusted but i’m going out with him again on sat-rday night.”
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