Reverse Self Irrigator
a delicate manoeuvre when one has just taken a dump and has come to a sudden realization that there is no toilet paper left. the reverse self irrigator (or rsi) is when the dumpee bends his p-n-s under his gooch and proceeds to p-ss into his crack, which then cleanses it. this move is exceptionally difficult for females as it requires a hosepipe or fishtank pipe in order to be performed. this can often be challenging as one must remember to block the p-n-s whilst taking a dump in order to not lose valuable p-ss which will later be used to cleanse the -sshole. if the dump is an afghani mud musket then you are in for a bad time.
pat: wow that dump was good
mitch: how did you wipe, these gas stations never have toilet paper
pat: no problem man, i just did reverse self irrigator
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