reykjavik sperm bank
around a hot spring, gather a group of ladies looking to auto-impregnate and a group of donors. have the donors w-nk into the spring and stir briskly with an oar. everybody takes a dip and, i don’t know, makes fondue or something.
“if you’re looking to get pregnant i’m having a reykjavik sperm bank in jackson hole this weekend. you should come!”
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