rez car


a well aged vehicle, often found on the rez, with many dents, an unmentionable amount of rust and odor, as well as missing numerous key elements such as, but not limited to side view mirrors, functioning engine parts, either b-mper, any or all four hubcaps etc. any of the aforementioned parts may also be fastened by an adhesive such as gorilla glue, scotch, duct or any other various form of tape. also known as a beater.
“man, i had to retape my b-mper on today.”
“what a rez car.”

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