REZ RIDE
any car off a reservation from the hood or mexican mobile is a rez ride it has a cracked winshield multi colord paint different size tires may have one or more doughnut tires on it a major oil leak no exhaust or could be a car with those huge gay tires on it with f-ggy spinners even a car with a h-m- fin and a trash can m-ffler making it sound like a lawnmower all the kids do this these days all weak show no go anyways thats a rez ride any car with ghetto druggie white trash mentality written all over it
did you just see that neon with that stupid fin and weak rims sounded like a fkn broken blender when it went bye what a gay rez ride
a car that is barely held together with a b-mber sticker that reads “indian power”. it usually has no seat belts, rearview mirror, tail lights, head lights, gas cap, and a decent radio. it often needs repairs and hauls -ss on any dirt road.
carl: “hey i need a ride to the store.”
jon: “if you air up my flat tire and put in gas, i’ll take you.”
carl: “i hate your rez ride!”
jon: “me too.”
carl: “where is your pump?”
jon: “in the trunk, underneath the blanket, by the commods.”
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