Rhonda

a nice,down to earth,good looking woman. she is one in billion. she is a crazy girl in all the right ways. the most beautiful wife a guy could ever have. no one tops her.
rhonda is so awesome. i wish i could have a girl like her. if i could have her it would be like winning the lottery.
a strong, opinionated woman who lives for the day.
rhonda can be a b-tch.
honestly seeks the lord with renewed strength each day. selfless in giving and doing for others. the best friend one could have. in work ethic none stands taller! beautiful, inside and out. cherished by all who know her.
rhonda is:

strength giving friend beautiful cherished anyone who becomes her husband will be a lucky, lucky man!
to know a ‘rhonda’ is to love a ‘rhonda’. a ‘rhonda’ is a true kick -ss chick. she usually talks major sh-t, infact, she just talks…alot! a ‘rhonda’ is the consumate ride or die friend…she prizes loyalty as the hallmark of true friendship. a ‘rhonda’ is usually eccentric, strong willed, independent, artistic, expressive, loving, nurturing, fearless, impulsive, and restless. rhonda’s thrive in matters of the heart, make awesome lovers, and love to set the stage for romance and intrigue. rhonda’s can be a little crazy, but in all the right ways! they can also be the most sensible voice of reason…just depends. rhonda’s love to be in the company of others and yet, desire time alone as well…they definitely march to the beat of their own drum. a ‘rhonda’s’ ultimate fantasy is to be a spy and diamond thief, to protect kids, feed the old, cuddle with her lover and shop (endlessy). buy rhonda wine, flowers, perfume, jewelry, shoes or a car, and she is all yours!
beach boys/ “help me rhonda”
pastor troy/ “rhonda”
donald f-gen/ “planet d’rhonda”
a wise soul with a great back tattoo.
thats so rhonda.
when you vote “with your feet” and walk out on a situation based on your beliefs and unwillingness to compromise your integrity.
during a wedding: “if that pastor describes the wife as subservient to her husband one more time, i’m going to rhonda.”
verb,

to travel to a new location and bring a swath of destruction and chaos in one’s wake.
question: what the heck just happened to our server?

answer: i think we just got rhonda’d.