rib rub
the act of squeezing together the m-ssive knocks of a woman to make a deep crevice, then sliding your rock hard jimmyjamma between them, continuing to thrust back and forth toward her face until your one-eyed moisture missile explodes with man milk.
i can’t wait to park my j-zz lizard between those succulent creamers. nothing releases my baby batter splatter faster than a juicy rib rub. she’ll be scr-ping my liquid children off her chesticles for 2 days.
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