Ribbed mints
when a boy attempts to buy condoms from poundland while in the presence of another girl and a boy.
he then gets caught by the girl buying the condoms however the girl only sees the word ‘ribbed’ on the till.
the other boy then claims the condoms to actually be ‘ribbed mints’.
louise: “luke did you buy condoms, are you having s-x with frankie, omg!”
rob: “ummm no hes not, he bought ribbed mints louise.”
luke: “yer.”
louise: “i just saw you put them in your pocket.”
rob: “sly luke, sly.”
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