ribbed sweater tee
a t-shirt that has the appearance of a sweater. can be solid or multicolored, but must be ribbed vertically or horizontally. can only be worn by the s-xy and bearded. this item increases one’s ability to mate be an impressive 78%.
guy #1: i’m going out with my girlfriend tonight. i want to look s-xy, but i want to wear a t-shirt. what should i do?
oh wise one: wear a ribbed sweater tee. she will not be able to keep her hands off of you.
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