ribwich
a limited time offer from krustyburger, a overprocessed bbq-rib sandwich. due to the sauce’s addictive nature (it was known for causing death from hypertension with a single bite), it led to the extinction of the source where the meat originated from, the whale.
the last known box of ribwich was sold to a french man who traded his ferrari gtx-350 for it.
the simpson’s krustyburger ribwich limited time offer commercial:
“like a rib, it tastes like liberty,
like a rib, with a barn of sesame”
a steel mill worker strains as he pulls a metal lever
“we start with authentic letter graded meat, and process the h-ll out of it, until it’s good enough for krusty!”
2 mill workers heave a mature cattle and hurl it into the furnance. animal-like screaming can be heard in the chamber as the hapless bovine is toasted to ashes. molten ingot containing the burnt cow flows down the pipe and into a mold. krusty the clown puts the contanminated metal into a sandwich bun and bites…
“try my new krusty ribwich.. mmmmm! i don’t mind the taste!”
1. limited time wich of rib from the simpsons.
2. when you drop a sh-t in the toilet that looks like a full brown sandwich, it has layers and all, and some people give theirs names, can potentially block the toilet, also can be called: club sandwich,
cheese lump, truck load, cr-palanche, biggest sh-t in the univ-rs-, infra brown, plump dump, odd twinky, big yodel, larger than life, the kracken, lardo, slump, roast pudding, rectal insursion, -n-l fissure, -n-l ins-n-l, a fig of the -n-s, kerplang!, brown surprise and more…
1. h-llo, one ribwich please.
2. holy sh-t! he f-ckin dropped a ribwich that crammed my whole water system! f-ck you!
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