Ric Flair

the past, present and future of wrestling. he is made of rubber.
look at ric flair with his manly, rubbery strut!
1. (noun) legendary wrestler that all decent human beings should strive to be more like.

2. (verb) to be exhibiting positive qualities.
“daaaaammm check out that smooth pimp, he’s most certainly ric flairing.”
effin awesome legendary wrestler, who may be old in age but could put the whoopin on yo -ss if he felt like it.
ric flair is the one and only nature boy. (wooooo!)
to violently chop somebody across the chest, and then yell, “woooo! naitcha boi ric flair! jet flying, limousine ridin’ stylin’ and profilin’ thirteen time world heavyweight champion! woooo!” gotta do the strut too.
as andrew rounded the corner, i ric flaired him. he was initially suprised and hurt, but when i went into the rant and busted out the strut, he slipped into hysterics.
1. a legend in the professional wrestling business. a 16 time world champion. known for the very famous “wooooooooooo!” phrase and b-tch slapping people on their chest. he currently wrestles and has aged so much that his brests flap around more than trish stratus’. he may also be known for, “taking your momma for a ride on sp-ce mountain, fat boy! wooooooooo!”
2. if someone gets b-tch slapped or chopped/slapped across their chest you could say or chant, “you got flaired!”. try it, it’s fun.
bobby: who is that old guy in the ring?

jason: oh, that’s ric flair one of the most legendary wrestlers ever.
to violently chop somebody accross the chest, as ric flair is apt to do in every one of his matches. this is to be followed by bellowing, “wooo! ric flair! jet flyin’! limousine ridin’! stylin’ and profilin’! thirteen time world heavyweight champion, the naitcha boy, ric flair. woooo!”, all the while strutting.
as andrew rounded the corner, i jumped out and ric flaired him. he was initially shocked and hurt, but when i strutted and went into the promo, he fell into hysterics.
to violently chop somebody accross the chest, subsequently yelling, “woooo! naitcha boi ric flair! jet flyin’! limousine ridin’, thirteen time, word heavyweight champion! woooo!” oh, and you gotta do the strut too.
as andrew rounded the corner, i ric flaired him. he was initially shocked and annoyed, but quickly fell into hysterics after i ranted and did the strut.