rican mobile
a type of car that puerto ricans drive. it comes in two varieties.
1. a supped up mitsubishi that is driven for the sole purpose to steal money from stupid white boys.
2. a car with a blue hundai body, a black mazda left door, and a white honda right door and hood. the white is usually primar, but it can be the actual color of the door/hood that was scr-pped from the puetro rican’s brother’s junkyard. under normal circ-mstances, this car seats 4-5 people, but in the case of the rican-mobile, it seats 12-15 grown ricans in wife beaters with their nieces and nephews in the trunk.
#1: did you see that phat rican-mobile? it was off the hizzy.
#2: i’m not driving with you in that rican-mobile. for all i know there is no floor.
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