ricardo hernandez
the most beautiful human being you will ever meet. he has nice hair and, though he might not show it much, a nice smile. he has low confidence but knows he’s pretty. even if all the girls want him, he doesn’t settle for anyone, all he wants to do is f-ck. even though he doesn’t like relationships, he’s an amazing boyfriend. he’s a very friendly person, sometimes he may get treated like sh-t by his friends but he just ignores it because he’s swag as sh-t. he has a couple close friends he enjoys consuming drugs with but likes to be friends with anyone. ricardo is an amazing football player, all of his friends always doubt him but he’ll one day show them how skillful he is. he also has a huge c-ck and is nowhere near being a b-tch or female. his friend andrew looks like bob saget. he loves his friends who’s names are usually; jose(joey), andrew, and angel. he has a pretty hoe named irasema. hugo is cute af, another friend of ricardo.
person 1: do you know ricardo hernandez?
person 2: no, who is he?
person 1: wow, you should meet him, he’s so cool.
person 2: oh sh-t, i wanna meet ricardo hernandez.
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