rice machine


an asian produced automobile. normally refferred to in the used car market, cars for teenagers or p.o.s.’s. you can usually spot these by loud m-fflers, rubbing transmissions, and large rust-holes. many owners try to pimp these cars out, but fail miserably, making the car look worse.
“dude, you’re crx is such a rice machine!”

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