rice noodle
disparaging slang term for an asian man’s p-n-s.
(william hung is spending some quality time with his first girlfriend whom he scored after finishing his performance, badly-covering ricky martin songs at uc-berkeley)
girl: “willie i love you sooo much! you are the sweetest man i’ve ever met and known! i wanna cuddle with you all night long!”
william hung: “yeah pretty baby so do i! now let’s get into bed. tonight i’m gonna show you where the wild goose goes.”
(the two get into bed and moments later…)
girl: “oh. oh. go deeper baby! i’m not satisfied.”
william hung: “i can’t, b-tch, that’s as far in as i can go! and i think my rice noodle just went limp! uh-oh. looks like i’ve pulled a rafael palmeiro.”
mark h. ud contributer since february 2004.
Read Also:
- Anal-beardo
the small pocket of hair found in the perinium section of the genitalia. oh my you will have to shave your -n-l-beardo.
- Crindian
creepy indian all those crindians at the club… n: (‘crin dee in): a crazy -ss indian not belonging to the native american culture. oh my god! this f-ckin’ crindian almost hit my car!
- rice paddy
the v-g-n- of an asian girl. man, i was shank deep in that rice paddy when her dad walked in on me and started screaming about how she was supposed to be studying! term for a subset of asians in america who feel their stereotyped racial heritage and/or educational background automatically ranks them ahead of […]
- Callant
to be intelligent and upbeat he callantly spoke of the story he had read last night.
- anal fortitude
n. when someone’s -ss is so fat that it’s impossible to have -n-l s-x with them. in prison, you need -n-l fort-tude to survive.