Ricer Citation
a fake citation put on the windshield of ricers.
note: there are different version of the ricer citation.
“you are hereby cited for the following offense(s) which make your car rice. it is suggested you remove these violations from your car so people will stop laughing at you.”
color: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
make: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
model: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
location: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
time: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
date: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
“the described then and there committed the following offense(s) contrary to respectable and mature auto maintenance”
_obnoxious fart can exhaust —————–
-sounds like a weed-eater on crack —————–
-is big enough to smuggle watermelons
-has dual exhaust, yet only one cylinder bank
_ridiculous body kit _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-improperly/poorly installed————-
-doesn’t match paint job———
_less than desirable paint job———
-notation color that shouldn’t exist———–
-primer/bad paint job in general——————-
_ridiculous spoiler _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-just plain ugly/useless on your slow car———-
-is on a front wheel drive vehicle————–
_lowered to the point of stupidity————-
-by cutting the springs———–
-without the use of a camber correction kit—–
_incorrect badging:——— —-
-vtec badges on a car not so equipped———
-type-r badges on a car not s equipped—–
-trim level badged as _____ when it is actually _______
_stickers for parts not actually on the car——-
-nos _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-eibach _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-flowmaster _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-other: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_miscellaneous———————- – —
“failure to respond the the violation as charged shall be considers an admission of liability and many judgment will be made against you in the name of bad taste.”
another example checklist: – – — – – –
exhaust tips larger than m-ffler outlet
m-ffler outlet larger than exhaust piping
toyota supra spoiler on something other than a supra
stickers for products the vehicle is not equipped with : eibach flowmaster nos other _____
joe: look at the f-cking ricer in that parking lot.
dave: haha, lets go give him a ricer citation.
joe: good idea!
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