Richard

a euphemism for d-ck, p-n-s, c-ck, the d, sausage, etc.
a richard came to the richard fest with his richard in a box. a richard sucker opened the box, saw the richard and got richard envy.

is a euphemism for:

a d-ck came to the sausage fest with his d-ck in a box. a c-ck sucker opened the box, saw the d and got p-n-s envy.
tall, almost towering, large features, arms, legs. beautiful heart. kind, usually reserved about sharing his feelings. although he is able to communicate well, he feels much more deeply than he speaks. only those that are close to him will ever really know him. will see ‘it’ through even if he is unhappy, his commitment unwavering. will make many mistakes believing he has made a ‘wise’ choice. realizes logic does not bring happiness. falls in love only once, usually shocking (completely different upbringings) to him. when he does find her, he is relentless in his pursuit. however, it is not calculating, unconsciously he maneuvers his actions to allow himself to be with her. a strong, powerful force, a positive energy, other men are always questioning, “what’s so great about richard?”. spiritual leader. excellent lover, very good with his entire body, making women fantasize about him regularly. a very thick, yummy kisser. richard is a kind, good, lovely, beautiful, sweet, aggressive, sensitive man with a consecrated heart. richard is super s-xxy!
richard
beautiful
spiritual
consecrated
a very common male name. many s-xy guys are named richard
and fyi they don’t like being called d-ck.
“what’s your name?”
“richard”
a euphemism for d-ck!

simply replace the word “d-ck” with “richard!”
what a richard! = what a d-ck.
suck my richard! = suck my d-ck.
i love richard! = i love d-ck.
a very tall man, who knows when he finds love and will stop at nothing to get it. the nickname “d-ck” enrages him and will probably punch you in the arm if you call him that. he enjoys the company of his friends and will gladly change his schedule for them.
person: “hey, richard!”
richard: “what?”
person: “can you change this light bulb?”
richard: “fine!”
a common name used by the male species.
person 1: what’s your name?
person 2: richard.
proper noun/n: a common but in a form of name in a sense of dominance; in most cases, the letter “r” in its capital form shows a form of difference, but yet the name richard is commonly used in human labeling. richard is commonly reffered to as “d-ck”, which in fact is the nickname. though some humor this fact, they tend to avoid the symbolism of the male dominance in the name, and the effect of impact in speech. the name, almost as other names, when introduced in a conversation, people who are in ear’s reach of it would react to the specific name. in a way of hetero paradigm, richard could be a “normal” living a “normal” life; a richard could be reading this exact definition due to curiosity or suggestion or boredom; a richard could have been born to the earth to change it, to revolutionize, to excel and leave his mark upon the world. there is no proof nor evidence to the true definition of richard, judging by the obvious fact that a person defines the term “richard” in their own way..
person 1: please state your name and id number, please.

person 2: richard, 100101

person 1: what is your purpose for being here, richard 100101 and why do you exist?

person 2: whether i am richard or not is irrelevant, but my definition of my full purpose is the road i must follow to become the “richard” i want to define.

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