Ricketts
ricketts is a loose wh-r-, a russel in the gr-ss, a condom dispenser also named steve.
if you want a condom, ask ricketts for one.
he stores in his -rs- holeof great wonders.
ask him to go to a pizza store and ask for the bob marley extra crispy and have cho cho deliver it.
hey ricketts, can you lend me a condom?
kris, can you go to the pizza store and ask for the bob marley extra crispy and have cho cho deliver it.
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