rickety swamp
the result of perfectly timed s-xual intercourse on a hot and humid summer’s day, such that the sweat from the intensity of foreplay is gathered in an external container and applied directly to the genitalia as lubrication. in order to perfect the rickety swamp, the female and male must be poorly trimmed in the nether regions, and three chairs must be used to elevate the female over the container with the remaining sweat. two chairs hold the legs, spread apart, and the female balances on the third with her torso. the man then stands on his toes and sodomizes from the rear.
the weather was so hot and humid yesterday, that when sheila and i got back to my place and the ac wasn’t working, i grabbed all the chairs from the kitchen table because we had to try the rickety swamp.
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