Ricky Van Slickey


when you escape unnoticed from a social gathering in order to prevent the sh-t your friends will give you for leaving, the length of time it will take to say good bye to everyone, or the awkward sloppy wet kiss that your great aunt mildred always gives you.
“where the h-ll did jessie go, did he ricky van slickey again?”
“yeah he ricky van slickied his -ss outta here a while ago , i hope he paid his tab this time.”

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