Rictus Scale
originally a mis-hearing of the earthquake-measuring “richter scale”, this measures how far your jaw drops when told a surprising or shocking fact. anything above a rictus scale of 7 means you look like jim carrey waking from a nightmare.
“when i said we were breaking up, his face measured 7.3 on the rictus scale.”
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