Riddle Rick
a genetic condition whereby asian men’s p-n-ses are smaller than those of men from other regions of the world. this is inclusive of all the asian nations. the term is an asian phonetic translation of “little d-ck”. when the poor b-st-rd is not circ-mcised the term used is “riddle rick riding hood”.
riddle rick is closely -ssociated with the phrase “in j-pan men come first and women come second. or sometimes not at all!”. often times women cannot achieve -rg-sm because of the lack of stimulation from the shriveled up member.
ding dong ho: “ahhh me sucky sucky five dollar.”
dung quack doe: “you mussa use a straw i suffa from riddle rick.”
ding dong ho: “i give you discount becau’ me feel bad fo you.”
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