ride or nevermind
when you’re down for most things, but let’s be serious. people do some crazy sh-t.
so, it looks like i’m single again.
oh no! what happened?
well, my girlfriend got pretty drunk at the bar the other night…
and?
she thought it’d be a good idea to test how strong our relationship was by getting into a fight with the bouncer. too bad she didn’t realize i was pretty ride or nevermind about us.
oh, d-mn. what did you do?
me? i ordered another drink and requested her an uber.
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