Ride the cannon
riding the cannon is a s-xual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. the cannon is an obvious reference to a kn-b for it’s phallic shape and it’s tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket m-ff.
the verb ‘to ride the cannon’ is taken from the song ‘in awe of the awful’ by the ordinary boys.
‘alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?’
accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate wh-r- in no time.
when someone is acting like they’re cool and are strutting about.
“look at that girl..i’m going to try and pull her. i’m going to have to ride the cannon.”
riding the cannon is a s-xual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. the cannon is an obvious reference to a kn-b for it’s phallic shape and it’s tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket m-ff.
the verb ‘to ride the cannon’ is taken from the song ‘in awe of the awful’ by the ordinary boys.
‘alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?’
accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate wh-r- in no time.
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