ride the pony


to have s-x over and over
guy: oh yeah. me and my girlfriend are tottaly gonna ride the pony tonight
guys friend: nice!
to do a dance in a galloping way with a spank spank move and some air l-sso. often in a circle, but can be stationary.
when seth did ride the pony, it moved her audience to tears and it was emotional.

the birthday juice was ready but john would not quit riding the pony long enough to serve it.
to shoot up heroin recreationally and abusively
harry: yo tyrone, i really gotta ride the pony right now.
tyrone: not with that hole in your arm you don’t. sh-t, we gotta get you to a hospital

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