ridin’ the horn
performing a s-x act similar to ridin’ the rod; the dude is on his back, so his erect c-ck sticks straight up like a saddle horn. his lady aligns her p-ssy with the ol’ woody and sits back in the saddle formed by his crotch and his legs…then she slides up and down his c-ck, slowly at first, then faster until he’s buckin’ and f-ckin’ her -ss off…and when they come together, the ride is worth it!
“hey, man, i wouldn’t mind takin’ one of those cowgirls for a ride…you know it’s cool to be the saddle when she’s ridin’ the horn.”
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