riding the sheep
mensturation, a woman’s period, most specifically small african girls with no other means of sanitary pads.
(there’s a commercial, about poor african girls who can’t go to school because they have their period.)
me: can’t they just, i don’t know….grab some wool or gr-ss or something and shove it in there? i mean, what did any woman do in, like, olden times?
boyfriend: better yet…she could just ride a sheep for a few days.
me: that’s fantastic. riding the sheep!!
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