riding the straight and narrow
the act of following the straight and narrow path through life, which generally means staying out of trouble and abstaining from particularly hedonistic activities like breaking moral laws and engaging in dangerous activities such as hard drugs and rampant unprotected s-x with dirty -ss hoes.
parent: have you been staying out of trouble in college?
son: yes mom i have been riding the straight and narrow.
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