Riff Mode
i suck at life and date little girls on the internet.
hey i’m going to go riff mode and get arrested for being a pedo
the mode in which a man, such as riff, tries to be a james bond/brad pitt kind of guy, and tries his hardest to please a ‘female’ target. often times, riff mode results in failure, and riff goes into depression and uses the term “bad times” way too often.
riff-james of xat.com (riff mode)
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